jokes about sports

When you had whisky for breakfast #fishing
football schwalbe
Tennis players using their telekinetic abilities
when going fishing #actionfigure
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Cutting tennis balls in half is a real space saver!
Sometimes I do dangerous sports
Brexit Volume 2 #england #iceland #soccer
why cant orphans play baseball #home
a perfectly timed picture of a fishing dog
What happens when top officials get arrested #fifa #football #soccer
rules dont apply to the king apparently #fishing
What can we expect for the World Cup
Golf now its a sport!
moses cheating with fishing
baseball bat slipping into audience
girl playing tennis cat shadow
Judo
I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo ...
Glasses
Why won't they let you wear glasses in ...
Gay NFL Player
Did you hear about the gay NFL player? He was drafted as a tight end, but he retired as a wide ...
Soccer
Why is women’s soccer so rare? It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same ...
Karate
I want to take karate. I've got a friend that's been taking it for six months, which is a really ...
Soccer Ball
Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately ...
Tennis Players
Don’t date tennis players. ...
Tennis Player
Never give your heart to a tennis ...
Score
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do ...
Baseball
I wondered why the baseball kept ...
Sports Quotes
Funny but Dumb Quotes From the World of Sports "I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?" ...
Baseball
I couldn't figure out why the ...
Fishing
Did you hear the one about the girl who went out fishing with 7 guys? .....She came back with ...
The game
The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game ...
Fishing in the Jungle
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any ...
Cinderella
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? ...
Ways to spice up a boring Party
Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you ...
Fishing?
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. ...
Baseball
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
(Stupid) Sports Quotes
These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum ...
Gym Class
I was doing well in gym class until we got to ...
Tennis
I am terrible at tennis but my serve is really hard. The result of which is that balls go over the ...
Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the ...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN: 1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world. 2. You can ...
Fishing
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Charity
Why don’t they use tennis matches to raise ...
Dear Tech Support:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the ...
Fishing
Fishing Trip Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. ...
Football FINALLY makes sense.........
Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
Why athletes cannot hold real jobs
Why athletes cannot hold real jobs New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the ...
Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches
Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches 1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards ...
Fishing Story
I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth ...
Fishing
For all you fishermen out there.... Why do ...
Show
Why was the fishing show so ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
Little Boy
A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into ...
Bed Football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" ...
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
Baseball in Heaven
Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is ...
OLD
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just ...
Women who read
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at ...
Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind ...
Math
The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and ...
Football blonde
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the ...
Scottish Bloke
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Walky-talky
If the person who named walkie-talkies also named other things... Stamp - licky-sticky ...
Snowboarding Lessons
When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you' ...
Pretty Pussy
John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Fisherman Tongue twister
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, ...
Fishing
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks ...
Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points. ...
A young guy from Missouri
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department ...
Buy a Car
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 ...
Old School Friend
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, bragging about his highly paid ...
Counseling - Southern Style
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and drinking beer when ...
Best salesman, ever!
A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department ...
Train
A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the ...
80
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’ ...
Black belt degrees
Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank ...
Jump!
Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump ...
Dark in here, isn't it?
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son ...
Friends
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during ...
Could have been
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by ...
More
I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was like $200, but for some reason, ...
Christmas Jokes 1
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. ...
Christmas Jokes
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. 2. ...
Rhode Island Crazy Law
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. ...
Math
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: " ...
9 months later!!!
9 months later!!! Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's ...
Wal-Mart
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I ...
Glasgow Rangers
Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably ...
Animal Games
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half ...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, ...
These jokes are Bat!
Q: How does a vampire enter his house? A: Through the bat flap! Q: How can you tell a vampire ...
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
Eight Words with two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female....... Any part under a car's ...
An Englishman and a Scotsman
An Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
List 4
A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder. How do you ...
Hell
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. ...
Baby sitting
A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime ...
A Blonde's Year in Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. ...
Installing Husband 1.0
Installing Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband ...
Sitting Guy
A guy is sitting beside a lake, with a bucket of worms and a hammer. Another guy comes by and asks ...
Ice Cream
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : "Dinner is going to ...
Confucius Says
Confucius Says; Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run ...
Men and Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have ...
Perfect Dave
Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
Sue Companies
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin ...
Old Joe
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get ...
People
Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing? A: She wanted to hit the high Cs. Q: Why did the ...
Babies
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Three Guys
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
Scottish
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base ...
Four expectant fathers
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Words of Wisdom from Kids
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I ...

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