jokes about sports
- Judo
- I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo ...
- Gay NFL Player
- Did you hear about the gay NFL player?
He was drafted as a tight end, but he retired as a wide ...
- Glasses
- Why won't they let you wear glasses in ...
- Soccer
- Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same ...
- Karate
- I want to take karate. I've got a friend that's been taking it for six months, which is a really ...
- Soccer Ball
- Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately ...
- Tennis Players
- Don’t date tennis players.
...
- Tennis Player
- Never give your heart to a tennis ...
- Score
- Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do ...
- Baseball
- I wondered why the baseball kept ...
- Sports Quotes
- Funny but Dumb Quotes From the World of Sports
"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?" ...
- Baseball
- I couldn't figure out why the ...
- Fishing
- Did you hear the one about the girl who went out fishing with 7 guys?
.....She came back with ...
- The game
- The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is
basketball.
The game ...
- Fishing in the Jungle
- A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any ...
- Dangerous
- I play the worlds most dangerous ...
- Cinderella
- Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
...
- Ways to spice up a boring Party
- Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you ...
- Fishing?
- A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. ...
- Baseball
- Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
- (Stupid) Sports Quotes
- These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.
Oiler coach Bum ...
- Gym Class
- I was doing well in gym class until we got to ...
- Tennis
- I am terrible at tennis but my serve is really hard. The result of which is that balls go over the ...
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN:
1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
2. You can ...
- Football
- The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the ...
- Fishing
- A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
- Charity
- Why don’t they use tennis matches to raise ...
- Dear Tech Support:
- Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the ...
- Fishing
- Fishing Trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. ...
- Football FINALLY makes sense.........
- Football FINALLY makes sense.........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
- Why athletes cannot hold real jobs
- Why athletes cannot hold real jobs
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the ...
- Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches
- Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches
1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards ...
- Fishing Story
- I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait.
Then I saw a cotton-mouth ...
- Fishing
- For all you fishermen out there....
Why do ...
- Show
- Why was the fishing show so ...
- Two blondes fishing
- Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
- Little Boy
- A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into ...
- Take your little sister fishing
- For the second weekend in a row, Johnny protested against taking his younger sister fishing with ...
- The News
- Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
- Bed Football
- An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
...
- Witches
- Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
- Witches
- Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
- Baseball in Heaven
- Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is ...
- OLD
- OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just ...
- Women who read
- A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at ...
- Football
- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind ...
- Math
- The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and ...
- Football blonde
- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind the ...
- Scottish Bloke
- This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires ...
- Blonde joke
- After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
- Walky-talky
- If the person who named walkie-talkies also named other things...
Stamp - licky-sticky
...
- Snowboarding Lessons
- When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you' ...
- Pretty Pussy
- John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying.
"What's wrong?" ...
- Fisherman Tongue twister
- There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, ...
- Fishing
- Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks ...
- Fart Football
- An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points. ...
- A young guy from Missouri
- A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department ...
- Old School Friend
- I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, bragging about his highly paid ...
- Buy a Car
- One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 ...
- Counseling - Southern Style
- Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and drinking beer when ...
- Best salesman, ever!
- A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department ...
- Train
- A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the ...
- 80
- Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’ ...
- Black belt degrees
- Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt
Master of Judo
Well before testing for this rank ...
- Jump!
- Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump ...
- Friends
- Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during ...
- Dark in here, isn't it?
- A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son ...
- Could have been
- An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by ...
- More
- I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was like $200, but for some reason, ...
- Christmas Jokes 1
- 1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
2. ...
- Christmas Jokes
- 1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
2. ...
- Rhode Island Crazy Law
- It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. ...
- Math
- A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: " ...
- 9 months later!!!
- 9 months later!!!
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's ...
- Wal-Mart
- One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I ...
- Glasgow Rangers
- Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably ...
- Animal Games
- A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half ...
- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, ...
- These jokes are Bat!
- Q: How does a vampire enter his house?
A: Through the bat flap!
Q: How can you tell a vampire ...
- Things I've Learned from My Children
- 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
- Eight Words with two Meanings
- Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female....... Any part under a car's ...
- An Englishman and a Scotsman
- An Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a ...
- Blonde Speeding
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
- List 4
- A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
How do you ...
- Hell
- Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. ...
- Baby sitting
- A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime ...
- A Blonde's Year in Review
- A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
...
- Installing Husband 1.0
- Installing Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband ...
- Sitting Guy
- A guy is sitting beside a lake, with a bucket of worms and a hammer.
Another guy comes by and asks ...
- Confucius Says
- Confucius Says;
Man who run in
front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run ...
- Ice Cream
- A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
Mom : "Dinner is going to ...
- Men and Women
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have ...
- Perfect Dave
- Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
- Old Joe
- A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get ...
- Sue Companies
- Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin ...
- People
- Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: She wanted to hit the high Cs.
Q: Why did the ...
- Babies
- Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
- Three Guys
- Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. ...
- Jump or Not?
- Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
- Scottish
- A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base ...
