Goat Kiss

Sports Quotes

Funny but Dumb Quotes From the World of Sports "I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?" -Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players' union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike. "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf "There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'" -Pitcher Joaquin Andujar "He's the about the size of a lot of guys that size." -Offensive coordinator Gary Crowton, on QB Cade McNown "It's almost like we have ESPN." -Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together "Tom." -Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966 "Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good." -Tom Watt, ex-Maple Leaves coach (his team was not so good) "I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports." -Martina Hingis in Detour Magazine, 3/98 issue. "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." -Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996. "He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too." -Don King, boxing promoter. "Then I was skinnier. I hit it better, I putted better, and I could see better. Other than that, everything is the same." -PGA Senior Tour player Homero Blancas. "It's basically the same, just darker." -Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991 "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." -Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
We use Google Adsense which uses cookies to personalize the ads on this page. By using our services, you agree to the use of cookies. Click here for more information on Google's use of data on partner sites