Football blonde
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind the bench.
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After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked
it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
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Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
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"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"