Lead Foot

Signs You Have A Lead Foot * You're the first person to be put on the FBI's most wanted list just for speeding. * Your friends car pool with you not to save gas but to save time. * You need three states just to go on a joy ride. * You have a suspended drivers license in all 50 states. * When you stop you leave a mile long skid mark. * You married your wife because she had a corvette. * Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is even faster." * You get blisters from your gas pedal. * Your car won't start unless it has 110 octane gas in it. * You get pulled over even when your not speeding just to get a warning not to speed. * You always leave at the last minute but you're never late. * Your friends leave a hour before you do just so you can meet them at the same time. * You don't wear a seatbelt, you wear a crash helmet. * Your speed gauge is stuck in the max speed position. * You can go through three drive thrus at the same time. * There's a radar detector named after you.