Ten things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent

Ten things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker! 7. Santa's sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.