Computer Sex

Five reasons to believe computers are female: <ol><li>No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. <li>The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. <li>The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." <li>Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. <li>As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. </ol>