Computer Sex II

Five reasons to believe computers are male: <ol><li>They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. <li>They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. <li>As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. <li>In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. <li>Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.</ol>