Old School Friend

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, bragging about his highly paid job and his expensive sports car. Then he showed me a picture of his wife on his phone and said to me, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I replied, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend.” He asked, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”