Government interview

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" <br> The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours inVietnam." <br> "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?" <br> The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." <br> "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started." <br> The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?" <br> "Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that"