Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they
realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the
hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having
freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his
manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look"
says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser." To test
her theory the second nun also pulls on his
manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of
The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
then twice and three times but nothing happens. So
she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Mary,
Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"