Roadside Signs

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" <br> They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. <br> "Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by. <br>From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. <br>"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"