T-shirt slogans

Some T-shirt slogans:
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • I work hard because: Millions on welfare depend on me!
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
  • I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
  • I took an IQ test: and the results were.. Negative.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?
  • My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

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