Some T-shirt slogans:
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- I work hard because: Millions on welfare depend on me!
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
- I took an IQ test: and the results were.. Negative.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?
- My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn't.