Funeral
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long Black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog.
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"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single file.Whose funeral is it?"
<br>The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
<br>"What happened to her?"
<br>The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
<br>He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
<br>The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
<br>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
<br>"Can I borrow the dog?"
<br>"Join the queue"
