90 year old father

A 90 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. <br> "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" <br> The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." <br> The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. <br> Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No". <br> The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" <br> "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." <br> "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.