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I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn't find any that woodwork. The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden, he's currently assembling his cabinet. Why does a bride always cry at a wedding? Because she never marries the best man. This month I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel. I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question? If a child refuses to take a nap, does that mean they are resisting arrest? Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking Bacon will cure it. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.