Random Stuff

Why did the woman go on a date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun - ghi. What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? He was stuffed. If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iwitness? Did Noah include termites on the ark? Spring is here. I got so excited I wet my plants. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Why did the nurse need a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood. How did the citrus get to the prom? In a lemonzeen. Air used to be free at gas stations. Now it's a $1.50. You know why? Inflation.. I hope theirs at least one in here you have not heard.