The Smart Millionaire

A guy walked into a bank in New York city asking for a loan for $2000 dollars "Well before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security" the loan officer said. "No problem" The man responded here are the keys to my car "you'll see it, it's a black Porsche parked in back of the parking lot." A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars the manager came over, "sir, we are very happy to have your business, but if you don't mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $2000 dollars?" " Well, the fellow responded it's quite simple, where else can I park my car for two weeks in New York for $11 dollars?"