Riddles

What do you call a well balanced horse? Stable Where do polar bears keep there money? In a snowbank. How do you make an egg roll? You push it. Why do cow's wear bells? Because their horns don't work. RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. What's forest gump password? 1forest1. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. Why don't you tell secrets in a corn field? Too many ears. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback.