New Year Jokes 1

1. Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? It’s too far to walk. 2. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve? Chill out. 3. Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start of the new year in a cool way. 4. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Eve. 5. What do you say to your friends on New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you since last year.