Christmas Jokes 2

6. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. 7. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him! 8. What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker. 9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles. 10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.