Christmas Jokes 2
6. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
His wife was a total flake.
7. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
Because every single buck is dear to him!
8. What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker.
9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They’re into all the wrapping.