New Year Jokes 3

11. What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve? Fire crackers. 12. What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. 13. What’s the problem with jogging on New Year’s Eve? You’ll spill your punch all over. 14. What’s the one group that hates New Year’s Day? The New Year’s Even clean-up crew. 15. What is a corn’s favorite holiday? New Ears Day.