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A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder. How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day to dance? The Meat Ball! What time does a duck wake up? The quack of down. Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food. Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. It’s always windy in a sports area. All those fans. How do mountains stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps.