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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They’re right behind you!” Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house. What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler. Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the right koalafications. A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting. A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.” Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn’t like it when she went the extra mile. What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer.