What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”
What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve?'”
What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop.