jokes about school

This might be the best place for this driver right now
Isn't it ironic, someone drove into a driving school
Your the best teacher ever
Filling in a test at school
I just got my acceptance letter from medical school
When the teacher asks you why you are late
This was on the way to the aviation school
it was at this moment that a parent-teacher conference was scheduled
Difference between grades
The best back to school picture ever
a cap packed lunch for school
Teacher doesnt know this insult #hanzo #main
 as seen in a local supermarket #school #knives
A police officer caught beating kids on college campus
I dont want to go to school #teacher
girl matches the school bathroom
to this day the boy bullying me at school still takes my lunch money
School spelling mistake
get through school without getting pregnant
cartoon of kids in school with trap door under their table
School Joke
As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in ...
Late for School
Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What ...
Concept
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely ...
Student
A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" ...
Bathroom
student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: ...
Give
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
School
Q: What do elves learn at school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it ...
Water
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you ...
Student Loans
Thank you student loans, for getting me through ...
Student Loan
Thank you, student loan, for helping me through ...
Late
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That' ...
Question
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a ...
One-Armed Jock
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their ...
Stimulus bill
Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't ...
Beautiful
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny skipped school one day and since his house was next to his school, the teacher ...
No Excuse
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any ...
Mets Fans
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student ...
Life on other planet
Student: Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet? Teacher: ...
Next Generation
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to ...
School
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you ...
Breakfast
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, ...
College
After eight years in college, there is one Aggie student who still can't seem to get himself ...
Half
Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school. Class: Yaaaaay! Teacher: ...
Aspiring Psychiatrists
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to ...
Bird
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly." ...
Zero
Student- I don’t think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher-I agree, but that’s the lowest ...
Book
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in ...
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...
Student
I was a terrible student. I ...
The P
It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he ...
Homework
Q. Why did the student eat his homework? ...
Med School
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human ...
Questions
There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher ...
A Study
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of ...
Statistics
A teacher is explaining the concept of statistics with an example: "Statistically, every time I ...
Late
“It was terrible”, moaned John upon entering the classroom a half hour late. “I left with ...
In Common
Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in ...
Miss Franny
A school headmaster had interviewed, and offered a job to a lady teacher called Miss Franny. He ...
Half
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. ...
Church on Sunday
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so ...
School
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really ...
Present Tense
Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?" Student: "The present ...
Birds
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before ...
Homework
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a ...
Turnip
A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny ...
Oxygen
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 17 ...
Johnny's back at school
Johnny's back at school The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence." Molly ...
Cow and Grass
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?" Student: " ...
Tenses
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," ...
Scots Boy
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. " ...
Unemployment
Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" "Yes, sir! I'd put all ...
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - ...
Exam
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, ...
Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be ...
Birthday Maths
Teacher: "Lean, how old were you on your very last birthday?" Lean: "Seven." Teacher: "Then how ...
Teacher
My prepositions ...
Who Knows
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she ...
Teacher
There was once a cross eyed teacher.. ...
Stapler
Having served his time with the Marine Corps, a man became a school teacher and before school ...
Age
A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they ...
Teacher
Why did the cross eyed teacher get ...
Homework
As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s ...
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical ...
Little Johnny
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really ...
Two high school Sweethearts
two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both ...
Teacher vs. Student
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. ...
Ain't
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is ...
Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And ...
Paybacks
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; ...
Teachers
Why did the English teacher break up with ...
Pepito
A grade school teacher in Las Milpas (somewhere in Texas ) asked her students to use the word " ...
Pizza
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his ...
Sleeping
THE OTHER DAY I WAS SLEEPING IN CLASS,so my angry teacher shouted at me: -Isabel, why are you ...
Marriage
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turns to one ...
Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" ...
Marry
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
A Lesson on Socialism
A Lesson on Socialism An economics professor said he had never failed a single student before ...
Students
These are actual comments made on students report cards by teachers in the New York City public ...
At the Bar
There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, " ...
Zero
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam." Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!" ...
Explosives
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made ...
Gifts
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. ...
Mime School
I signed my wife up for classes at a non-refundable mime school for her birthday. She’s still ...
Break Up
Why did the physics teacher break up with the ...
Break up
Why did the physics teacher break up with ...
Break Up
Why did the physics teacher break up with ...
Sleeping
Teacher to Paul: “Wake up, Paul! You can’t sleep in class!” Paul to teacher: “I could ...
Question
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window ...
America
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, ...
Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. ...
Mr. Common Sense
Mr. Common Sense Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he ...
The Commandment
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. ...
America
Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?" Jill: "Right there, ma'am." Teacher: "Correct. ...
Little Mary
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept ...
Cats
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: ...
Composition
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy ...
Fur Coat
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for ...
Fur Coat
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for ...
Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically ...

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