jokes about school

This was on the way to the aviation school
it was at this moment that a parent-teacher conference was scheduled
Difference between grades
The best back to school picture ever
a cap packed lunch for school
Teacher doesnt know this insult #hanzo #main
 as seen in a local supermarket #school #knives
A police officer caught beating kids on college campus
I dont want to go to school #teacher
girl matches the school bathroom
to this day the boy bullying me at school still takes my lunch money
School spelling mistake
get through school without getting pregnant
cartoon of kids in school with trap door under their table
School Joke
As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in ...
Concept
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely ...
School
Q: What do elves learn at school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it ...
Stimulus bill
Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't ...
Late for School
Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What ...
Student
A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" ...
College
After eight years in college, there is one Aggie student who still can't seem to get himself ...
One-Armed Jock
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their ...
Give
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
Bathroom
student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: ...
No Excuse
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any ...
Late
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That' ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny skipped school one day and since his house was next to his school, the teacher ...
Next Generation
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to ...
Water
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you ...
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...
Questions
There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher ...
Mets Fans
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student ...
School
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really ...
Birds
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before ...
Med School
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human ...
Aspiring Psychiatrists
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to ...
Student Loans
Thank you student loans, for getting me through ...
Beautiful
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student ...
The P
It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he ...
A Study
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of ...
Two high school Sweethearts
two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both ...
Paybacks
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; ...
Breakfast
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, ...
School
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you ...
Church on Sunday
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so ...
Late
“It was terrible”, moaned John upon entering the classroom a half hour late. “I left with ...
Miss Franny
A school headmaster had interviewed, and offered a job to a lady teacher called Miss Franny. He ...
At the Bar
There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, " ...
Little Johnny
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really ...
Life on other planet
Student: Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet? Teacher: ...
Johnny's back at school
Johnny's back at school The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence." Molly ...
Who Knows
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she ...
Teacher vs. Student
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. ...
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - ...
Zero
Student- I don’t think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher-I agree, but that’s the lowest ...
A Lesson on Socialism
A Lesson on Socialism An economics professor said he had never failed a single student before ...
Students
These are actual comments made on students report cards by teachers in the New York City public ...
Exam
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, ...
Pepito
A grade school teacher in Las Milpas (somewhere in Texas ) asked her students to use the word " ...
Stapler
Having served his time with the Marine Corps, a man became a school teacher and before school ...
Gifts
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. ...
Pizza
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his ...
Unemployment
Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" "Yes, sir! I'd put all ...
Mr. Common Sense
Mr. Common Sense Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he ...
In Common
Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in ...
Half
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. ...
Homework
Q. Why did the student eat his homework? ...
Half
Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school. Class: Yaaaaay! Teacher: ...
Turnip
A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny ...
Marry
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical ...
Book
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in ...
Homework
As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s ...
Ain't
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is ...
Oxygen
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 17 ...
Tenses
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," ...
Bird
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly." ...
Scots Boy
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. " ...
Age
A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they ...
Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" ...
Little Mary
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept ...
Homework
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a ...
School answering Machine
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the ...
Cow and Grass
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?" Student: " ...
Marriage
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turns to one ...
Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be ...
Circumcised
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his ...
Electric
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake ...
SMART ASS ANSWERS according to Reader's Digest
Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. ...
Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And ...
Just Fred
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name. " ...
The Electric Chair
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in ...
Present Tense
Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?" Student: "The present ...
School
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" ...
A good way to start the day
A good way to start the day Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in ...
Smart Ass Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" ...
Full
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, ...
Old age
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs ...
You might be a college student if . .
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live ...
Fur Coat
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for ...
Fur Coat
Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for ...
Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. ...
The Commandment
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. ...
Christmas
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...
Sunday school
Sunday school The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned ...
Worms
Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so ...
Difficult Class
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher ...
Teacher
Why did the cross eyed teacher get ...
Teacher
There was once a cross eyed teacher.. ...
Teachers
Why did the English teacher break up with ...
Computer
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are ...
Zero
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam." Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!" ...
Teacher
My prepositions ...
3 little pigs
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the ...

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