jokes about johnny
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, ...
- Math
- Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “ ...
- Jump!
- Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump ...
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was ...
- Nickels and Dimes
- Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their ...
- Breakfast
- At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, ...
- Little Johnny
- A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and ...
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny skipped school one day and since his house was next to his school, the teacher ...
- Turnip
- A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny ... - Cats
- Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: ...
- Crying
- Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was ...
- Three Kings
- Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace ...
- Geometry
- Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."
Little Johnny: "A little ...
- Math
- The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and ...
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse ...
- Make a Sentence
- Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, ...
- Frightened
- One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to ...
- Biology
- In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?"
Little Johnny ...
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But ...
- Horse Auction
- Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from ...
- Little Johnny
- It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really ...
- School
- It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really ...
- Johnny's back at school
- Johnny's back at school
The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence."
Molly ...
- Little Johnny goes hunting!
- Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch ...
- Mortgae
- One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his ...
- Little Johnny and Jenny
- Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day ...
- Criminals
- Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw ...
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, ...
- Daddy's car
- Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, ...
- Take your little sister fishing
- For the second weekend in a row, Johnny protested against taking his younger sister fishing with ...
- Who Knows
- One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she ...
- Dancing
- Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?”
Little Johnny: “My guess is a big ...
- Kindergarten
- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's ...
- The Flag
- A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of ...
- Body Parts
- The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, " ...
- Little Mary
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...
- Little Mary
- Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept ... - Worms
- Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so ...
- SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
- SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - ...
- Incompletely
- The teacher asked if anyone in class could use the word incompletely in a sentence?
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- How Abou That?
- The teacher had had about all she could take of Little Johnny for the week.
His constant ...
- Bible
- Little Johnny was bored one rainy day, so he pick up the family Bible looking for interesting ...
- An Assignment
- The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a ...
- Twenty Dollars
- "Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not," she said. ...
- Diarrhoea
- A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
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- Cool Dad
- Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My ...
- Sunday school
- Sunday school
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned ...
- Bad Manners
- During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her ...
- Moral
- A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: They were to have their parents tell them a story ...
