jokes about johnny

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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, ...
Math
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “ ...
Jump!
Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was ...
Nickels and Dimes
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their ...
Breakfast
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, ...
Little Johnny
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny skipped school one day and since his house was next to his school, the teacher ...
Turnip
A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"
Little Johnny ...
Cats
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: ...
Crying
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was ...
Three Kings
Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace ...
Geometry
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry." Little Johnny: "A little ...
Math
The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse ...
Make a Sentence
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, ...
Frightened
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to ...
Biology
In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little Johnny ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But ...
Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from ...
Little Johnny
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really ...
School
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really ...
Johnny's back at school
Johnny's back at school The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence." Molly ...
Little Johnny goes hunting!
Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch ...
Mortgae
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his ...
Little Johnny and Jenny
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day ...
Criminals
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, ...
Daddy's car
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, ...
Take your little sister fishing
For the second weekend in a row, Johnny protested against taking his younger sister fishing with ...
Who Knows
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she ...
Dancing
Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” Little Johnny: “My guess is a big ...
Kindergarten
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's ...
The Flag
A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of ...
Body Parts
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, " ...
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...
Little Mary
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept ...
Worms
Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so ...
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - ...
Incompletely
The teacher asked if anyone in class could use the word incompletely in a sentence? > > > > > ...
How Abou That?
The teacher had had about all she could take of Little Johnny for the week. His constant ...
Bible
Little Johnny was bored one rainy day, so he pick up the family Bible looking for interesting ...
An Assignment
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a ...
Twenty Dollars
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not," she said. ...
Diarrhoea
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. ...
Cool Dad
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My ...
Sunday school
Sunday school The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned ...
Bad Manners
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her ...
Moral
A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: They were to have their parents tell them a story ...

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