Twenty Dollars

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not," she said. "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

Kiss

We use Google Adsense which uses cookies to personalize the ads on this page. By using our services, you agree to the use of cookies. Click here for more information on Google's use of data on partner sites