Little Johnny goes hunting!

Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and forth in his rocking chair. The old man said, Whatcha got there son? Johnny said, Got me some chicken wire. Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son? asked the old man. Gonna catch me some chickens! said Johnny. You cant catch chickens with chicken wire! said the oldster. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on down the street. About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old mans front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldnt believe his eyes. About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the old mans porch. Whatcha got now son? Got me some duct tape. And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape? the old man asked. Gonna catch me some ducks! You cant catch ducks with duct tape! said the old man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking. About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief. About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch. Whatcha got now son? asked the old man. Johnny said, Got me some pussy willow. The old man said, WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!