jokes about food

People are eating children in this area
Rabbit made a right mess of his food
What happens when you try to eat noodles when its ice cold outside
Not sure if I need to cook this or bring it to the doctor
Do you put pineapple on your pizza
Set this to email or bacon
And you though pineapple on a pizza was bad!
fast food chain creates the marrot, a carrot made of meat just to troll vegans
I buy fresh vegetables every day #pig #bacon
When your cat watches too much Master Chef
I killed this cow because it was eating your food
Did you know the first french fry wasnt cooked in france
Cow turns grass into steak Whats your superpower
Not sure whether to set this thing for email or bacon
Finally theres a spot for fat guys that barbecue
Pooh was a sweet, sweet little bear #bacon
Kiwis eating Kiwis
Apparently Debbie keeps stealing everybodys food
Fried rice with Chicken
Kiss eating icecream
I love bacon tshirt
Why Im not allowed to cook dinner anymore
He just commented Bacon on a Vegan post
how to appropriately dress for a barbecue
A barbecue group chat
5000 years of eating bread and suddenly everybody is allergic to gluten
When an Italian sees pineapple on a pizza
When life is a mess but everything works out #restaurant
Sara is the vegan invited to a barbecue
this restaurant has a good idea for kids menus
The strong independent women aisle #wine #cat #food
Marry someone who knows how to cook
This ET doesnt phone home anymore #barbecue
A women is asked what she would like as her last meal
Sorry, we cant send help, everybody quit #minimum #wages #mcdonald
Finally, a vegan gluten free soy free antibiotics free raw organic fat free low carb meal #ice
Eminem eating M&Ms
A fun prank to play on a passed out vegan #food
this angry barbecue hates winter
Stop asking about your cat, try the chicken #chinese #restaurant
How to cook a turkey with a glass of wine
Pizza with extra sausage #dog
this is what true love really looks like #pizza
I dont normally cook #mashed #potatoes #vodka
a lot of people died #food
How to cook stake #medium #rare #well #done
I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 #broken #hand
Promises a bar makes #thirsty #hungry #lonely #beer #drunk #food
Perfect timed pic of a dog eating a cookie #timing
valentine card for haters #bacon
guys order a giant pizza and a diet coke
Swedish Chef from the muppets doesnt herdy dur mur
awkward moment when you started eating and someone starts praying
beer, because you can not drink bacon
Halloween buffet man out of sausages food
heating up liitle pig bacon
guy using iron to heat his food
2 dollars make it a meal
two birds fighting over food
valentins day in Texas can only be a giant heart-shaped steak
becoming vegetarian is a huge missed steak
date the food cans
halloween pumpking eating another
always check your surroundings when eating a corndog
restaurant doesnt have wifi talk to each other
bed and breakfast dog in food bowl
dog pig bacon
dirty baby eating pie
two cats eating the hard way
meanwhile on mars alien eating earth
dog with cookies on his head not eating self control
dog fail food poster
dog grill sausage licked
Grill
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that ...
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. ...
Dirty Meal
A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food. He ...
Food in the West
On the Oregon trail a group of cowboys are on their way to the West. In the group of 20 or so, one ...
Fast Food
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. ...
Fat Guy
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a ...
Star Wars
Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. Luke scans the menu and sees his ...
Hamburger
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to ...
Russian Dressing
“You name it, we’ll make it!” Was the big sign outside the new restaurant on 13th Avenue. “ ...
Born a Baptist
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, ...
Chef
Did you hear about the Italian ...
Snails
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so ...
An elderly couple
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries ...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the ...
BBQ Rules
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory ...
Roaches
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey ...
Food
That awkward moment when your girlfriend says she’s not hungry but ends up eating half of your ...
Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
50/50
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ...
Special
John was starving!! He was stuck in a small hick town, lost and hungry. He was happy when he saw a ...
Older Folks 3.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table ...
Italian chef
Did you hear about the Italian ...
McDonalds
Did you read about the couple that lost the $10 million in the McDonald's contest because their ...
Well Done
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in is way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his ...
How Fights Start 5
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the ...
Misunderstanding
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in is way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his ...
Restaurant
There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The ...
Big butt
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as ...
Bad Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough ...
Pizza
I’ve just burned my Hawaiian pizza. ...
Fast Food Fun
Fast Food Fun Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or ...
Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The material we put into our stomachs is ...
Man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE. He ...
A Trucker
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a ...
Math
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can ...
Texas
Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each ...
The truck stop
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a ...
Pizza
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his ...
Anniversary
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you ...
Cannibal
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. ...
Prayers
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't ...
Another Affair
A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, Sir, ...
You might be a college student if . .
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live ...
Pizza
Have you heard that joke about ...
Pizza
Make sure you always tip the people who ...
Train
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train ...
Eating Grass
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. ...
Southern FOLKS
Southern FOLKS know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern FOLKS ...
Hit
What did the chef say when he got hit ...
eating
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's ...
Older folks 6.
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" " ...
Kids
Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could ...
Restaurant
I'm going to open a restaurant that serves a fusion of Hawaiian and Jamaican cuisines I'm going to ...
Cats breakfast
What do cats eat for ...
Retirement
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to ...
Chicken
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't ...
Short Jokes
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream. How did the barber win the race? He knew a ...
Product Warnings 2
Product Warnings Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products: Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant Use ...
Leftovers
“Oh no! not leftovers again!” complained my older sister when she saw the leftover meatloaf on ...
Restaurant
A signboard outside a restaurant said: "Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the ...
Restaurant
Today, I walked into a restaurant. "Hi, is my table ready?" "No, not yet sir. Do you mind ...
A blind Man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to ...
Men
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! Why don't men eat more M & M' ...
Six again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the ...
Race
What did the vacuum cleaner say to the other ...
Six again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On ...
Food
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a ...
Arkansas's Rules
Arkansas's Rules 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this ...
Cold Water
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After ...
More blondes 2
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
Chicken
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it ...
Waitress
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three ...
Pizza Fun
100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ...
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using ...
PhD
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut ...
Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? * 6 men will be dropped on an island with ...
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but ...
Farm
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his ...
Australian Cooking
I watched an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made a meringue. Seemed ...
Burger
One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, ...
Riddles
Q. What's white and goes up? A. A confused snowflake! Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be? ...
Words of Wisdom from Kids
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I ...
German Food
What did the critic think of German ...
French Food
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails ...
Facelift
A middle aged woman spends $5000 for a face lift and feels pretty good about herself. On her way ...
Fat
I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “What ...
Prison food
The guy who gives out food at the prison canteen asks: “Eat here or take away?” The prisoner ...
Vegan
I decided to go Vegan yesterday. ...
Yo Momma part 2
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, when we played ...
Dog dictionary
a. Toilet bowl: A heavenly dispenser of nice, fresh water. b. Hearing: A variable skill. ...
Old Couples
A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of ...
Physician
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4 yr. old daughter. On ...
The Pay Raise
The Pay Raise Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very ...
Anything you ask for
Sitting in a small restaurant, a client asked the proprietor for the menu. "We don't need a menu ...
Friends
My dog just attacked the pizza delivery ...
A Man and his Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their ...
Lamb
A man walks into his local butcher's shop and complains about the leg of lamb that he had ...
Meeting
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully ...
Lord
A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and ...
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can' ...

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