jokes about food

I killed this cow because it was eating your food
Did you know the first french fry wasnt cooked in france
Cow turns grass into steak Whats your superpower
Not sure whether to set this thing for email or bacon
Well eat out tonight! #snake
Finally theres a spot for fat guys that barbecue
Pooh was a sweet, sweet little bear #bacon
Kiwis eating Kiwis
Apparently Debbie keeps stealing everybodys food
Fried rice with Chicken
Kiss eating icecream
I love bacon tshirt
I dont think I want to eat here
Why Im not allowed to cook dinner anymore
When you eat too much KFC
He just commented Bacon on a Vegan post
how to appropriately dress for a barbecue
Women have a hard time deciding what to eat
A barbecue group chat
5000 years of eating bread and suddenly everybody is allergic to gluten
When an Italian sees pineapple on a pizza
When life is a mess but everything works out #restaurant
Sara is the vegan invited to a barbecue
Eat more Chicken!
this restaurant has a good idea for kids menus
Eat whatever you want #lecture #kid
The strong independent women aisle #wine #cat #food
Marry someone who knows how to cook
This ET doesnt phone home anymore #barbecue
A women is asked what she would like as her last meal
Have you ever tried to ear a clock
Sorry, we cant send help, everybody quit #minimum #wages #mcdonald
Finally, a vegan gluten free soy free antibiotics free raw organic fat free low carb meal #ice
Eminem eating M&Ms
A fun prank to play on a passed out vegan #food
this angry barbecue hates winter
Stop asking about your cat, try the chicken #chinese #restaurant
How to cook a turkey with a glass of wine
Pizza with extra sausage #dog
this is what true love really looks like #pizza
No one should eat this before 8! #after #eight
I dont normally cook #mashed #potatoes #vodka
a lot of people died #food
How to cook stake #medium #rare #well #done
I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 #broken #hand
Promises a bar makes #thirsty #hungry #lonely #beer #drunk #food
Perfect timed pic of a dog eating a cookie #timing
valentine card for haters #bacon
guys order a giant pizza and a diet coke
Swedish Chef from the muppets doesnt herdy dur mur
awkward moment when you started eating and someone starts praying
beer, because you can not drink bacon
Halloween buffet man out of sausages food
heating up liitle pig bacon
Eat more Chicken
A real BarbieQ
what did you eat
guy using iron to heat his food
2 dollars make it a meal
two birds fighting over food
valentins day in Texas can only be a giant heart-shaped steak
becoming vegetarian is a huge missed steak
date the food cans
halloween pumpking eating another
always check your surroundings when eating a corndog
restaurant doesnt have wifi talk to each other
miley eat a snickers
bed and breakfast dog in food bowl
dog pig bacon
dirty baby eating pie
two cats eating the hard way
meanwhile on mars alien eating earth
dog with cookies on his head not eating self control
dog fail food poster
dog grill sausage licked
BBQ Rules
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory ...
Dirty Meal
A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food. He ...
Grill
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that ...
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. ...
Italian chef
Did you hear about the Italian ...
Food in the West
On the Oregon trail a group of cowboys are on their way to the West. In the group of 20 or so, one ...
Big butt
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as ...
Fast Food
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. ...
Fat Guy
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a ...
An elderly couple
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries ...
Food
That awkward moment when your girlfriend says she’s not hungry but ends up eating half of your ...
Star Wars
Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. Luke scans the menu and sees his ...
Pizza
I’ve just burned my Hawaiian pizza. ...
Hamburger
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to ...
Pizza
Have you heard that joke about ...
Russian Dressing
“You name it, we’ll make it!” Was the big sign outside the new restaurant on 13th Avenue. “ ...
Born a Baptist
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, ...
50/50
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ...
Prayers
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't ...
Fat
I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “What ...
McDonalds
Did you read about the couple that lost the $10 million in the McDonald's contest because their ...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the ...
Roaches
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey ...
How Fights Start 5
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the ...
Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The material we put into our stomachs is ...
Bad Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough ...
Restaurant
A signboard outside a restaurant said: "Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the ...
Idiot
“I’d like to order a bar pizza,” the idiot says. “Shall I ask them to cut it into six or ...
Restaurant
There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The ...
Texas
Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each ...
Special
John was starving!! He was stuck in a small hick town, lost and hungry. He was happy when he saw a ...
Cool Dad
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My ...
Shot
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before ...
Choice
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not ...
Dinner
Every time I go out to dinner with my dad, he always walks into the restaurant and shouts, "Yes, we ...
Cannibal
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. ...
Hit
What did the chef say when he got hit ...
Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
Older Folks 3.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table ...
A Trucker
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a ...
Misunderstanding
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in is way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his ...
Well Done
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in is way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his ...
The truck stop
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a ...
Pizza
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his ...
Product Warnings 2
Product Warnings Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products: Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant Use ...
Eating Grass
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. ...
Another Affair
A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, Sir, ...
German Food
What did the critic think of German ...
Men
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! Why don't men eat more M & M' ...
Man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE. He ...
Math
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can ...
Train
There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train ...
You are what you eat
Today I bought some ready to eat chicken ...
Anniversary
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you ...
Sea food
Crab -- It's too much work. They're like the pistachio of seafood. And there's that nasty part of ...
You might be a college student if . .
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live ...
Food
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a ...
Dear for Dinner
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won' ...
eating
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's ...
Southern FOLKS
Southern FOLKS know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern FOLKS ...
Fatty
Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty. Me: Can I eat sugar instead? Doctor: No fatty, don't eat ...
Eat
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally ...
Marriage Couseling
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The ...
Pie
Eating too much is a sin. Except eating ...
Chili
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the ...
Leftovers
“Oh no! not leftovers again!” complained my older sister when she saw the leftover meatloaf on ...
Older folks 6.
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" " ...
PhD
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut ...
Fast Food Fun
Fast Food Fun Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or ...
Friends
My dog just attacked the pizza delivery ...
Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? * 6 men will be dropped on an island with ...
Arkansas's Rules
Arkansas's Rules 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this ...
Zombies
Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their ...
Breakfast
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, ...
Dead
3 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only ...
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but ...
Chicken
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't ...
Woman vs Man
Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, ...
Riddles
Q. What's white and goes up? A. A confused snowflake! Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be? ...
A blind Man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to ...
Burger
One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, ...
Old Friends
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: "What ...
Dogs
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in ...
Six again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On ...
Waitress
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three ...
Kids
Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could ...
Korean Food
I ran into a buddy coming back from lunch. We got on the elevator with some broad who works on one ...
Smoking
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so ...
Six again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the ...
Short Jokes
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream. How did the barber win the race? He knew a ...
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was ...
Dog's and Cat's Diary
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A ...
A Frat
A frat boy gets into the back of a cab and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a ...
More blondes 7
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
Lord
A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and ...
Yo Momma part 2
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, when we played ...
Karma
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you ...
Give
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
Yearly Physical
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol ...
Physician
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4 yr. old daughter. On ...

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