Arkansas

After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all his life, Booger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picked up a mirror for the very first time and looked into it. Not knowing what the mirror was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Earlene, didn't like his father, so he hung the mirror in the barn. Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Earlene began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."