Library joke

Walking next to a Stream

Jesus, Noah, and Moses were walking down a path next to a stream when Moses said, “let’s see if we are still chosen by God and can cross this stream”. So Noah, using the local trees and plants crafted a boat that he could use to sail across the stream. Moses wadded into the water and split the water into two with his staff, then crossed safely. Lastly, Jesus began to walk on the water to the other bank. About half way across Jesus started to sink. By the time he reached the other side he was almost waist deep in water. As he climbed out he became frantic, confused on why he sank when he used to be able to walk on water fine. Noah looked Jesus up and down and said. Probably because last time you didn’t have holes in your feet.
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