Quips

"A leak in the Alaskan Pipeline last week spilled 265,000 gallons of crude oil into the artic tundra. British petroleum, the company that runs The oil operation, said that the spill was too small to be detected by their maintenance equipment. But just large enough to rise the price of gas fifteen cents a gallon this week." --Jay Leno *** "In Florida a 96-year-old woman is running for mayor. When asked if she knew who she was running against, she said, "Time." --Conan O'Brien