WOMANS YEARLY EXAM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?", she asked. "135," I replied. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked: "Your height?" "5 feet, 6 inches," I answered. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat. She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
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