She Was So Blonde....

She Was So Blonde.... - At the bottom of an application where it says 'sign here' she wrote"Sagittarius". - She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. - She sent a fax with a stamp on it. - She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". - She tried to sort M&Ms alphabetically. - She sold her car for petrol money. - When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,"airport left" she turned around and went home. - When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, She moved. - She thought if she spoke her mind, She'd be speechless. - She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evenings.