TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH: 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup. 2. Warm beer. 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events. 5. Union jack underpants. 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer. 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power. 8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not. 9. Ditto changing underwear. 10. Beats being Welsh.

halloween special

We use Google Adsense which uses cookies to personalize the ads on this page. By using our services, you agree to the use of cookies. Click here for more information on Google's use of data on partner sites