TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN: 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes. 2. Unembarrassed to wear fur. 3. No need to worry about tax returns. 4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC. 5. Can wear sunglasses indoors. 6. Political stability. 7. Flexible working hours. 8. Live near the Pope. 9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair. 10. Country run by Sicilians.