Bad news, Good news
President George W. Bush was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."
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"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
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"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
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"Gosh, and the good news?"
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"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
