Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented; best buddies, best pals. A few weeks latter the chicken fell into a mud pit soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over & straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip & the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
Moral of the story ??????? (Yes, there is a moral)
"When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks"