Hallmark
WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT
- So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, it's really good pay.
- My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!
- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret
about it... She moved in with me.
- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
- Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
husband.
- How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly
baby?
- I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you ... I've changed my mind.
- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... I never
believed in Hell till I met you.
- As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not
here to ruin it for me.
- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you
like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
- Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.
- Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
- When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that
we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
- We have been friends for a very long time... what say we stop?
- I'm so miserable without you .... it's almost like you're here.
