Salesman

One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. <br> "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. <br> "Sure is. He's over t'cow barn." <br> "Well, I have some important items to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?" <br> "Shouldn't...He's the one with the beard and mustache."