Hickups
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hickups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
<br>"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.
<br>"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
<br>The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT... But my wife out in the car still does!"