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Checkup

A 75 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up. <br>Doctor: "You're doing fairly well for your age." <br>Patient: "You think I'll live to be 80?" <br>Doctor: "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?" <br>Patient: "No, I've never done either." <br>Doctor: "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" <br>Patient: "No, red meat is unhealthy!" <br>Doctor: "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, such as playing golf?" <br>Patient: "No, I don't." <br>Doctor: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars or fool around with sexy women?" <br>Patient: "No, never!" <br>Doctor: "Then why in hell do you want to live to be 80?"
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