Texan big Feet

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. <br>The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" <br>The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. <br>Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." <br>The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."