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Dead Wife

A little old man's wife died, he went to the newspaper office to put an obituary in the paper. The assistant told him it was £5 per word, he only had £10 so he was going to put 'Nelly's dead'. The girl took pity on him and told him he could have three words for free, so he put in 'Nelly's dead, Mini for sale!"
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