Christmas 3

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.” What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat. Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.