Christmas!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad. How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad. What is every parent's favorite Christmas song? Silent Night! Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history. How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!" Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? “I’ll never part with it!” What is a vegan's favorite Christmas song? Soy to the World! Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.