Christmas 1

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost-bite. Why did the tree go to the barber? It needed a trim. What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles. What do you give a snowman with a fever? A chill pill. Why did the reindeer take up boxing? He wanted to be a heavy sleigh-weight. What did one snowman say to the other who was complaining? “Don’t worry — you’ll melt under pressure.”