Ten of Them

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, " Do you know how to drive this thing." What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo - Bee. What do you get when 9 ants move in with his buddy? Tenants That was a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. I have a lot of jokes about unemployment but none of them work. What do dentist call X - rays? Tooth picks. When does a joke become a " dad " joke? When it becomes apparent. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired. How do you measure a snake? In inches they don't have feet. Where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP. I hope there's at least one in here you haven't heard already.