Baby

A woman enters a café with her baby. The barista mutters: "Wow, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Fuming, she storms to a corner table where a man is sketching in a notebook. Noticing her distress, he asks: "Rough morning?" She snarls: "That barista just insulted me and my family!" The man nods sympathetically: "How dare him, go yell at him! I'll hold your monkey for you."