You Are Cured

A doctor gets a crazy idea on how to make more money. So he puts a sign in front of his clinic. The sign reads, If I can cure you, I get $20. If I can't cure you. I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it's his time to shine, so he goes to the doctor. "Doctor I can't taste anything anymore. Please cure me!" The doctor tells his nurse to get him some medication from drawer 33. The layer takes a swig, gasps, and spits it out. The lawyer says " This is gasoline!" The doctor says, " There you go, you are cured. $20 please " Frustrated, the layer pays and leaves. He goes back the next day,, determined to succeed. " Doctor please cure my memory loss." " Nurse, fetch some of the medicine from drawer 33 !" "No Way! " The lawyer exclaims. "That's the same crap you gave me last time!" " Memory fixed. " $20 please!" The lawyer stomps away, displeased. The next day, he comes up with a fool strategy. " Doctor, I'm blind! Cure me please." " I'm sorry, I won't be able to cure that. Here's your $100." The doctor says, while handing the lawyer $5. "Wait a second! This is $5. Not $100!" " blindness cured. $20 please."